The days after Friday

On Thursday night something major will happen, whether it be aliens invading or blowing up earth, a huge super-storm, the sun blowing up, the moon breaking into millions of pieces, or a nuclear war, none of us are going to live through Friday. We must prepare ourselves to say our goodbyes, and we need to be ready for the other side. If by some divine miracle none of these things happen and I am talking to you about this in class on Friday, then my prediction for things to come next year is that Lovie Smith and Mike Tice are going to be replaced, because they don't understand that your can't run the ball up the middle when your offensive line can't block. If we do get to read this I'm going to sound like a major idiot, but whatever.